You'd better hit a real one before you come here
Proving they’re good for more than just ruining the economy by giving unemployed people in Missouri chateau-loans is The Bank, an 8000sqft four-room stunner in the historic old Meyer-Kiser Building, which gets all Sinatra-meets-Roaring-'20s (ornate columns, red velvet antique furniture, paintings of Al Capone) with a touch of today’s Miami (club-tastic lighting, mod bottle-service tables), while awesomely transforming the original bank vault into a VIP room, meaning it’s still pretty tough to crack.
Boldly ditching that big band music the flappers just go wild for, they’re spinning mainly house on Fridays while keeping Saturdays open-format, and bringing in ones-and-twosers like DJ Obscene and Sub Zero, who’ll remind you of the banks of five years ago, who said “GET OVER HERE!!!...because we’d love to give you a high-interest loan for that tasteful manse”.