Porter Place Beer Stein

Guess what just made our list of Favorite 5 Bar Essentials? No, not a quality pickup line that doesn’t involve telling chicks you’re actually LeVar Burton, although that would be good too. It’s this Mobile-made, 7in-tall glass suds-holder that has a black vinyl chalkboard slapped onto its side, which allows you to write your name (pro tip: extra-hilarious if you go with “LeVar Burton”).