Off menu veggies that don't need cheese

Avoid a meat coma while maintaining your manliness by getting your vegetation via Chef Samir's tempura-fried tower, a loving coating that makes it blessedly difficult to tell just what's green beans, asparagus, sweet potatoes, and peppers. Everything's then drenched in Kung Pao sauce, so you can stare at your food challengingly and say "Enter the Face".