The perfect $25 threesome

Available starting today in Fifth's bar and lounge, this $25 threesome features a generously poured shot of Buffalo Trace bourbon, a pint of Lagunitas, and a skirt steak/short rib/chuck combo'd burger that comes on a Challah roll with whiskey onions that're marinated in brown sugar and Jack Daniels for three hours, like Charlie Sheen listening to D'Angelo.