Brick House Tavern + Tap

This Houston-based man-chise offers up copious flatscreens, dining tables with comfy couch seating, Daisy-Duked waitresses, and a menu of comfort eats like the Big Boy Prime Rib Sandwich (slow-roasted PR, roasted beef au jus, creamy horseradish), Drunken Chops (fried pork chops in a whiskey-barrel sauce), and a 100% Wagyu 1/2lb burger with brie and balsamic caramelized onions on a brioche bun. Brew-tails run from the Milwaukee Margarita (triple sec, tequila, fresh lime, Weiss beer) to the Grizzly (Jack, Red Bull, sour, Bass Ale), with serving sizes including the Sissy (16oz), Man-sized (20oz), and Gigantic -- a 3ft beer-bong pitcher, aka, a terrifying half-height David Wells.