Bow before this ice cream and bacon-laden waffle tower

A breakfast gone so over-the-top that even that Wolf of Wall Street dude would deem it hedonistic, this behemoth covers all your important food groups, including waffles (grains!), bacon (protein!), berries (vitamin C!), ice cream (calcium?), and, of course, M&M's (red dye #14!). It was too much for Redditor Formaldehyd3 and five other intrepid eaters, who took this thing on in the interest of a taste-test, but that shouldn't stop you from requesting it at every waffle bar you encounter. Check out the full-length masterpiece below.

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Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and has spent years trying to reunite the California Raisins to no avail. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.