This popcorn cake combines all your favorite concession candies

Movie theater concessions are awesome, but they're also hella expensive. Next time, instead of packing your cargo shorts with everything from CVS before the Grudge Match matinee, try pre-gaming with this bonkers "popcorn cake" by the geniuses at PopSugar.

The madness starts with a big bowl of popcorn, but quickly ups the ante with the addition of boxes upon boxes of movie munchies. Milk Duds, Raisinets, M&M's, Peanut M&M's, Butterfingers, Cracker Jacks, and Reese's Pieces all make the cut -- and are transformed into a cake with the help of some marshmallow glaze. We do have to wonder what happened to the GD Sno-Caps, but regardless, you should go stuff this in your face so you can match Sly and De Niro's paunches during the movie.

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. Some of her strongest friendships are built on cheeseburgers. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.